Funny-sad thing happened this morning. Cosmopolitan business types, well used to communicating in a wide range of arenas and travelling extensively swallowed their tongues whole after asking what my husband does for a living and my saying that he's a pastor. They just had n.o.t.h.i.n.g. I think in future I'll go J John's style. 'He's part of a global enterprise.' 'Behaviour modification.'